#1 Hay is for horses
#2 I'd rather be "nekkid"
#3 Northerners bug you
#4 Cowboy boots are essential
#5 Its tea, not sweet tea. It should always come sweet
#6 Y'all NOT Ya'll
#7 A moderately attractive man can become a God if he can play the guitar
#8 fried chicken, fried pickles, fried shrimp, fried steak, fried ocre, fried crab, fried eggs, fried bananas FRIED EVERYTHING
#9 We don't sweat, we glisten
#10 “Bless your heart” is the worst insult you can get
#11 The higher the hair, the closer to God
#12 We know how to properly use the word “fixin”
#13 Knowing the family history. we’re southern royalty.
#14 Everyone is your darling
#15 Sundays = church goin’ and front porch sittin’
#16 “Ma’am” or “Sir” can be added to the end of every sentence without being redundant
#17 If anyone tells you a southern girl shouldn't drink, tell them we don’t drink. we sip… a lot
#18 Nothing too easy, or done too quickly is going to be right. it takes time to create perfection, whether it is your tea or your hair
#19 Flip flops are worn all year long
#20 Southern hospitality is NOT a myth
#21 We don’t start fights, but we know how to finish them
#22 Not only do you have to love thy neighbor, but you have to make sure they never go hungry
#23 We say reckon just as much as we say y’all
#24 Just because we’re southern doesn't mean we’re ignorant or lazy
#25 Manners are not optional
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